Welcome!

Hello! My name is Kaela (she/her) – I’m the head baker maker of this little shop where you can find miniature baked goods made out of polymer clay. Thank you for visiting! I hope you find something sweet (or savory!) to brighten your day (just remember, they’re non-edible – they would taste pretty bland!) This chapter of our story started in 2021. I moved from a teeny tiny studio apartment into a cozy comfy house and started dreaming of all the possibilities of what I could create with more space. Turns out, I don’t need a lot of space because my crafts are on the small side, but nevertheless my dreams kept growing and here we are at The Bland Bakery! Shortly after the move, I welcomed my pastry sous pup, Mildred, who made this place feel like home. She’s the star of the bakery’s Instagram stories, quality checks all of the goods, and reminds me to take breaks to play. Mildred and I live by the words “enjoy the little things” and we carry that with us into our work at the bakery, not only in the size of our sweets, but in every little step of the process too. Outside miniatures and crafting, we also love: